"One of these contains the mind-control facial substance, and the other contains a common condiment." he said. "I'm using the double jenna-blind method. You will take one jenna of these, and the subject in the basement will take the other. I jenna figured I'd give you first choice because jenna you have certain qualities I could like."

"Uh-huh." she said, tugging jenna at the jenna collar of her jennahazefacial ratty old T-shirt facial.